Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Better late than never

S - 10,600 yards
B - 222.3 miles
R - 39 miles

Time - 19.53 hours

Rule # 17: Team Kit is for members of the Team
Wearing Pro Team kit is also questionable if you're not paid to wear it. If you must fly the colors of Pro teams, all garments should match perfectly, i.e. no Mapei jersey with Kelme shorts and Telekom socks.


Most people won't even recognize the names of the teams listed there as their cycling fan-dom is too new and annoying.  This rule is flagrantly violated by many people.  It's actually one of the ways in which serious athletes mark and then subsequently make fun of the less serious athletes.  Well, maybe "serious" isn't the best description.  How about ignorant?  That works.
Need I say more?
There are some exceptions to this rule in my book: old school jerseys are now cool to wear again.  Items like Mapei, T-Mobile, and others are acceptable these days.  Because when you have something like that, more likely than not your are a discerning cyclist.  You don't just buy some jersey that you see on TV in July and think you're cool; it's like buying a '63 Corvette Stingray split-window versus a BMW 3 series.  Sure, they're both fast and functional but one is steeped in history and bad-assery while the other is a good car that is way too ubiquitous to be cool.  The moral of the story is: don't wear Team Discovery Channel, Team Radio Shack, Team BMC, Garmin-Cervelo, HTC, etc and expect to be taken seriously.  It ain't gonna happen.

Rule #26: Shorts and socks should be like Goldilocks.
Not too long and not too short.  No socks is a no-no, as are those ankle length ones that should only be worn by female tennis players.
Tom Boonen is a perfect model for most things.  Except for his coke habit.
This one is staggeringly, maliciously, ignorantly, amusingly abused.  Here's one simple rule that basically says everything you need to know about socks (which is the area in which my main grief lies): ride in cycling socks, run in running socks.  No, triathlon socks do not count as either (unless you are racing; therein lies the exception to the rule).  Cycling socks should be longer than 4" (although it depends on your size, they MUST go up past the ankle, however) and running socks should be shorter than your ankles.  Period.

On a different tangent, Augusta 70.3 is this weekend! Should be fun.  Some stiff comp there, as Kenneth will make his half-ironman debut, Tom Clifford from Wilmington (recently ran a 1:14 at Steelhead), and Jeremy Sipos will also be racing.  Plus others I'm sure I don't know about.  My goal is simply to do the best that I can, no chasing times, only going as hard as possible for a touch over 4 hours...

Monday, September 12, 2011

TWBIB

Anybody who guesses what the acronym in the title stands for gets 5 points.

S - 7,900 yards
B - 70.3 miles
R - 11.2 miles

Time - 6.62 hours

Well, it looks like after my not-so-great AG Nats Brian has been taking it a bit easier on me to make sure that I don't go into races fatigued.  Well, more fatigued than usual.  Unlike AG Nats where I felt good in the days leading up to the race this week I couldn't really tell.  I was coming off a big week of training and was ready to try and light the ol' fire underneath my bum for race day.

So since not a whole lot of people know what race I was doing, it's called the Best of the US Amateur National Championship which is basically a gathering of some of the top racers from each state.  Or at least, that's the goal of the race.  In each state there is a race that takes the top 3 male and females and invites them to participate in the series championship, which this year was held down in Gulf Shores, AL in conjunction with the Brett Robinson Coastal Triathlon.  North Carolina's qualifier was Stumpy Creek, where I placed 3rd.  I was the only person I knew of going to the race and it worked out conveniently for me since I could stay with my family in our beach house in Fort Morgan, AL which is only 30 minutes away.

I drove down on Thursday and thoroughly enjoyed the most boring drive you can do in I-85.  Once you get past Atlanta and Montgomery and get on I-65 it is incredibly boring.  It's fun, however, when you get off the interstate and onto the smaller roads and go through towns that nobody has ever heard of like Bay Minette, AL you get to see neato stuff like this:

I guess this has got to be cool somewhere, right? Take note of the balls.
I arrived at our house safe and sound to amazing weather, which was quite a contrast from the weekend before during the tropical storm.  It's always pleasant to get to the beach because there is no cell phone service and we don't have television so it's nice to just feel sort of cut off.  Plus, when the views are this good, it's hard to not just go stress-free naturally!

Looking west
So on Friday the BOUS athletes gathered for packet-pickup and post pick-up "meeting;" it was interesting to note how small the field was compared to years' past.  Unfortunately (or fortunately I guess), this didn't diminish the competitiveness.  Since I'm the ultimate results stalker, I had a pretty good idea of how many people would beat me.  But really, the main thing I wanted out of this race was to "bounce back" from a terrible race at AG Nats and get some mojo back so I can [hopefully] crush Augusta.

Race morning I accidentally woke up at 4 instead of 5 and made my way to the race site.  I set up my transition area and went on a quick bike ride then a quick run to hit some non porto-potty bathrooms.  When I got back to my spot there was an official walking around saying that the water temperature was 74 degrees (and therefore wetsuit legal); considering that the previous afternoon water temperature was 86 I had only brought my speed suit.  Oh well.  Unfortunately I was one of only a couple racers that were wearing their speed suit but I didn't feel too bad about it since the swim would have favorable current and it'd be easier to run up the beach at swim exit and my transition would be a bit quicker.  The BOUS athletes had a separate mass start from everyone else so that was nice and at the sound of the gun we all ran into the water and began swimming.

Swim - 19:34 (4th)


The swim was very simple; we had all walked a mile down the beach so the route was simply out to the first buoy, turn right, head down the beach, the turn right and exit.  Very straightforward.  I chose a slightly different tactic this time; as opposed to going balls-to-the-wall from the get go and gradually slowing I chose to take it out [relatively] easy and then try and speed up toward the end.  I always have a hard time telling where I am in the field during the swim but I was sighting easily and swimming pretty straight so I wasn't too concerned.  I felt at about the half way point I was towards the front but with such a small field it's basically a long line, especially since everyone was so experienced - almost everyone was drafting.  I noticed that the person I was swimming behind had dropped off the feet of a wetsuit wearer so I moved to pass and ended up being the lead of the second "pack" without ever quite catching the wetsuit wearer.  At the last buoy I had a feeling I was near the front but didn't really know for sure and exited the swim feeling pretty comfortable and not over-worked.  It was a nice change of pace from the way I normally feel at swim exit.  I ran up the beach pretty quickly and entered transition.

T1 - 1:11


Now we get to what I'm most proud of at this race: my transitions.  Normally I sit around and make a waffle or two in T1 but this time I didn't waste any time, although I did anger a volunteer by turning right after entering instead of to the left like they were directing.  I had decided the right turn was the way to go when I was setting up my area and was "in the zone" and basically disregarding what they said since I wasn't really listening and knew that there was no "flow of traffic" rule in the pre-race info.  As I got to my bike I put on my helmet, took off my speedsuit and while I was putting on my shoes the "main" transition volunteer came over and said "Hey # 7 you know we could disqualify you for that!" I responded by saying "What?" and he said "You disregarded us, we could disqualify you for turning right." I didn't really have much to say but as I was leaving I said "Well disqualify me then there's nothing I can do about it now!"  I thought it was ridiculous that he felt he had grounds to DQ me for something like that and disregarded it as I left T1.

Looking down like a Cat 5 noob! Everyone else ahead of me had shoes clipped in already, noted...

Bike - 58:24 (6th)


I headed out on the bike and quickly passed a couple of guys and was in second place at about the end of the first mile.  I could see the leader, Colin Riley, up ahead and the motor bike so I just put my head down and rode hard.  After a while Ben Hall came past me and I stayed with him for 3-4 minutes before giving up (he rode a 55:00, that's 27 mph...) and settled back in to a more reasonable pace.  The bike was basically an 8 mile out and back then a 6 mile spur towards the end.  The wind was in our face on the way out and off our right rear on the way back.  We went over a big bridge at mile 8 and Matt Payne caught me at that point (rode a 55:35...) and I didn't really have a chance to try and stick to his pace as we were going through some technical areas at that point.  I put my head down again and was rolling along nicely and got to the spur and saw that the group of 3 was basically riding together (legally, duh) before I turned around myself to notice that Pat Parish had caught up to me (he rode a 56:39, I sense a trend...) and he passed me at the end of the spur with about 2 miles to go and I finally managed to stick with someone to the end!  I think in these races (international/olympics) I stick it in cruise control a little too readily.  Although it's unintentional, I shouldn't be biking 3+ minutes slower than these guys.  I need to learn how to make myself hurt a bit more on the bike and run for these shorter races.  But anyway, I digress. Excuses, excuses.  I rolled into T2 about 3-4 seconds behind Patrick and hopped off mah bike.

Hopping off bike, trying not to fall over.  I think about it every single time.
T2 - 0:37


Another blazing transition, this one in no small part thanks to Ashley's new method of installing Yankz that seemed to help a lot.  It may not have been the fastest set of transitions overall but I didn't give up big chunks of time like I normally seem to...

Run - 36:22 (5th)


Headed out on the simple, flat, straight out/back course about 15 yards behind Patrick, who then proceeded to run away from me.  I held a good pace for 2 miles then I think I gradually slowed down as it was tough to motivate myself to run really hard as 6th place was pretty distant and 4th place was out of my view.  I got to the turnaround and it was Matt, Colin, Ben and then Patrick chasing hard so I would have liked to run faster just to see what would happen towards the finish.  After the turnaround I basically just kind of strolled in to the finish line (not entirely true, I was working hard but didn't feel like I was moving fast) to finish in 5th place. The run was pretty boring so I can't enliven it much, unfortunately.

Yayy for finishing


Final - 1:56:06, 5th OA


All in all I'm pretty pleased with this race.  It was extremely well run and except for one disgruntled volunteer everyone seemed really nice (and reasonable...).  I didn't have a standout performance but it was really solid. No glaring weaknesses and nothing out of the ordinary.  5th place against a field like this is pretty good, although I wish I had run faster.  But that and 5 bucks will get you...well pretty much nothing these days.  It was good to bounce back after a disastrous AG Nats and I'm feeling confident about Augusta in 2 weeks; I think I can do well there.  Hooray!

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Episode VII: Star Wars, the triathlon

S - 17,150 yards
B - 242.8 miles
R - 40.1 miles

Time - 21.74 hours

Before I go any further this week, I'd like to point the more intrepid reader to my first ever blog post on this here web log.  I think it's appropriate, given in part that it's now my 4 year anniversary - to show how ignorant and yet full of hope I was back in 2007.  I started running from August to September (a long period, I know!!) then stopped until January of 2008.  My endurance life was in it's infancy and I think it's pretty funny to look back and see this sort of stuff.  Who knows how long this will keep going, but wouldn't it be funny to be a blogging 40 year old and look back and see what your 22 year old self was thinking?? Scary.

http://w00tj.blogspot.com/2007/08/transition.html

This was a good week back at it for training.  I had such a fun ride on Sunday that I get to now raise my FTP by 15 watts, which will make every workout I do in the future that much harder!! Wooooo hooo!  I was scheduled to do some longer intervals (2x25mins and 2x8 mins) at threshold but near the end of the first one I just felt like continuing on with the pain.  I did it for several reasons:

  • It didn't change the overall intent/goal/focus/whatever of the workout
    • This is important to note as many people feel it is appropriate or a good idea to switch around what their coach suggests.  You pay the coach, why not just do what they say? That way you'll at least be able to hold someone other than yourself accountable! Just kidding Coach Brian, but not really.
  • I felt good 
    • This can be a double-edged sword.  A lot of people feel good and then over extend themselves.  In a race, they feel great due to their taper and feel like it might be *that* day where their normal numbers go out the window.  Those days don't really exist, if you haven't trained yourself to the right level, it ain't gonna happen.  Put in the work, you'll be rewarded.  I was rewarded today.  Well, that and some rest!!
  • I wanted to test myself
    • Not many coaches schedule 60 minutes of threshold for their athletes.  This is due not in small part to the fact that most athletes would rebel against such torture.  Guess what? The best way to raise your FTP is to do a LOT of riding at or just above FTP.  It's REALLY HARD to motivate yourself to push at that level for an hour when you're by yourself and it isn't a race.  I just kind of wanted to see if I had the balls to do it.  Luckily, I didn't write a check that my ass couldn't cash.  This time.
So, I ended up averaging about 43 more watts than I averaged for the bike portion of AG Nationals 2 weeks ago.  5 watts = .5 seconds/km, so that would roughly equate to 160 seconds or 2.5 minutes.  That would have been a 56:30 40k split.  While it's nice to do the calculations and dream big that's all that is, a dream.  The odds of me being able to hold that kind of power in a race that crowded and up and down is an idea worth as much as a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on (thank you Ricky Bobby).

A lot of athletes (myself included) fall into the trap of making excuses, which - in and of itself - isn't really a bad thing, that lead to absolutely preposterous claims of lost time.  My favorites revolve mainly around the swim.  Someone will say they went off course and add some totally random, made-up distance to their swim and thereby lost time.  There are a couple of things wrong with this:

  • It's part of the race; if you go off-course, that's your new swim course.  You didn't add time by aiming wrong, you just decided to create a new swim course and put yourself at a disadvantage!  Silly you.
  • I read a race report from someone that did AG Nationals that said they believed they added approximately (I loved they used "approximately," by the way...the irony slays me) 400 yards to the swim.  400 YARDS!!! That's so awesome.  To do that you'd be SO FAR OFF COURSE the kayakers would have pronounced you dead.  Haha, 400 yards.  I believe I stated I may have strayed (or, excuse me, created a new course) by about 50-75 yards.  Given what I saw people doing before my wave I'd say that was appropriate.  Still, now that I'm rational about it (and it's in hindsight, which is ALWAYS 20/20...) I can say it was a max of 50, but more likely 30-40.  It's hard to really add a lot of distance unless you go the wrong way.
  • Rule # 76.  No excuses, play like a champion.
Right now Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope is on TV and I can just picture Luke Skywalker's blog entry for the "alternate ending" where he didn't destroy the death star:

Dear Diary,

I was making the run into the little channel thingy and I had all these enemy TIE Fighters on my tail and stuff, which was really distracting.  My buddies that were flying wingman weren't really doing that great of a job, so that was kind of frustrating.  They kept dying and stuff and when you're trying to save the Rebel Alliance and destroy the Empire it doesn't help so much that the soldiers can't just weave and stuff and dodge the blasters.  I was totally set up to have this perfect run and fling those bombs right into the exhaust port, thereby destroying the greatest threat to democracy and a new dawn when BOOM, the sun got in my eyes and I went a bit off course.  Unfortunately, that momentary lapse added on about 1.5 star miles to my route and I ran out of time to get my bombs in the little tiny hole.  My bad.  Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

Sincerely,

Luke Skywanker


Friday, September 2, 2011

Some random thoughts

Week of training: ~6 hrs maybe.  A little more biking and a little less running than I should've done.  It was good to not worry about workouts for a week and just hang out; I can't say enough good things about last week, it was spectacular.  'Nuff said.

Some thoughts after watching Ironman Louisville last Sunday

1) People spend SO MUCH MONEY on this sport it's literally staggering.  I'm not excluding myself at all but wow, triathletes are a bunch of gear geeks!  Speedsuits, 6k+ tri bikes, race wheels, rental race wheels, all for people that are going to be going slow AND fast.  It's really kind of impressive; just goes to show that triathlon attracts a lot of type A personalities and that most of those types of people are good at what they do in the workplace!

2) Louisville is a very pretty city.  Sure, it's in Kentucky (loses points, just kidding...but not really) but it's got a cool mix of both old and new architecture that feels very...neat.  It's very unlike Charlotte.  Everyone in the Queen City is trying so hard to give it a personality and it really just doesn't work.  I've lived in two cities in my life other than Charlotte and both have more character than Charlotte can ever hope to have.  New Orleans really needs no explanation (although, unfortunately for myself I'm probably the WORST New Orleanian in the world as I don't try new foods and I didn't party at all growing up...) and Williamsburg (VA) is one of oldest and coolest (if you like dorky, historic stuff...ME) town/cities I've been.  Louisville feels kind of like that; a big city with character.

Swim finish; photo credits to Ashley

3) It's easy to undervalue what people are going through - or have gone through - to show up and race an Ironman.  A lot of us (definitely including myself here) take it for granted that you can complete a race like this.  I remember I posted briefly about my race last year - http://w00tj.blogspot.com/2010/08/im-louisville-report.html - and talked about how much I took for granted what this race meant to me and other people.  When you've talked yourself into the fact that you are going to do well, that you'll be near the front, and you'll finish before 6pm it's SO easy to just write-off everyone else that will be finishing by midnight (hopefully).  It's just a different experience for those people.  It was fun to spectate and watch friends that were going sub 10 hours and see others that would be going >16 hours.  They are getting WAY more bang for their buck as well!!

4) It is really fun to cheer.  Traditionally, I've been a really, really crappy cheer(er).  I'm not good at yelling the same stuff over and over to people I convince myself won't (or don't) appreciate it.  On Sunday, however, we all had a great time cheering and saying ridiculous things to people that generally produced laughs or blank stares.  It was obvious which racers were having a good day...

5) Homeade Ice Cream and Pie is a delicious, heart-warming way to end a day. Away from most of the IM scene which is great.
'Nuff said.

6) I don't really want to race an Ironman anytime soon.  I'm glad I did B2B in 2009, but I think - looking at it long term anyway - it wasn't really a great decision.  I was unprepared for the distance and I would have been better served doing short stuff.  I'm not really sure what next year is going to look like but I wouldn't mind doing 100% olympics.  I don't think they're my strength, but the faster you get at the sprint/olympic distance the faster you will (eventually) be at 70.3/140.6.  Athletes that have "1 speed" are not properly developed as endurance athletes.

All that being said, I definitely had some race envy.  It was really fun to watch everyone go out and have a very good race; if everyone had sucked I don't think I would have felt the same!  No IM's for at least 2-3 years for me though, although Brian teased the possibility of doing B2B 2012 as a longgg training day.  I kind of dig that.  No pressure!

Monday, August 22, 2011

AG Nats has come and gone

S - 7000 yards
B - 57.8 miles
R - 17ish miles

Time - 7ish hours

Well, this week was a taper period leading up to AG Nats.  I felt good in the days prior to the race and was excited to get up to Burlington and race my little leggies off, hang out with some cool peeps, and hopefully do well!

Jenny, David Lee and I drove up to Chapel Hill Wednesday night to meet Mark Carey and ride with him up to Burlington.  We woke up super early on Thursday morning and began our trip up the east coast.  We made it to Burlington fairly uneventfully; the same couldn't be said for Moose, who wasn't able to meet us that night and wouldn't arrive until the next morning...

Friday we all did our various thing of the pre-race nature, although Moose's suitcase containing essential race items had not arrived (and wouldn't until 4am the next morning!), and we all seemed to be feeling relatively excited about the pain that would shortly ensue the following morning.

Race day dawned at 5am and by 5:30 we were on our way to the race site.  We all set up our transitions and then the early starters (M 40-44 and W <24 were in the first three waves to go off around 7:30ish) made their way to the start while the late starters (Jenny and I didn't start until 8:30) sat around.  Soon enough though, it was our turn and we donned the old rubber body suits and made our way to the start.

Swim - 23:04 (1:34/100m)
The Male 25-29 wave began at 8:3X am and we all jumped into the water at the staging area before making our way to the start line for the sounding of the gun (I don't actually remember if it was a gun or a horn or something of a similarly loud nature; apparently the earliest waves had the joy of having Jared - the Subway Jared - starting their race for them.  I was not jealous).  I lined up on the left side near the dock and upon the sounding of the noise I started out pretty fast towards the first buoy.  I heated up quickly in the full sleeved wetsuit (the water temperature the day before was 74, not sure what it was race morning).  I focused on breathing and swimming.  Those are the two thoughts at the forefront of my mind when I am racing the swim section.  A lot of people always talk about how when they are swimming they're focused on staying long and smooth or high elbow or strong catch or something equally amazing.  I can't think about stuff like that; the thoughts that go through my head are usually "that water tasted gross...I kind of have to pee...This wetsuit is sexy...why is that person breast stroking...etc"

Things were pretty kosher through the first turn buoy and I ended up taking a more outside line than most on the long stretch to the second turn.  I was sighting clearly though so believed my route to be the better one; this process worked well as I had clean water and made my way to the second turn in a fairly good position (although I can never tell how many similarly colored caps are ahead of me).  As we went around the turn I went a little close and got stuck under the buoy in the ropes; luckily I dislodged myself before drowning and made the turn back in the direction of shore.  Unfortunately the sun was reflecting off the water and I literally could not see anything except for some white splashes and a bright light.  Sounds kind of like what people say happens when you die but I hoped that it wasn't just yet that time and continued on ahead, blissfully unaware of where I was going but following the people in front of me.  As it turned out, we all ended up making a very wide arc instead of a straight line, adding some distance to our swim (Jenny and I had observed this happening as we waited and thought knowledge was power in avoidance maneuvering but unfortunately it did not help me).  At some point once we actually got to the buoy I was swimming alongside someone from my wave and we were catching another swimmer and I ended up getting jammed in the middle.  Unfortunately for me, my fellow M25-29er decided I was infringing on his protected territory and shoved my head under on one stroke.  I obviously did not appreciate this as it forced me to inhale a bunch of water and I slowed down to catch my breath and ended up being behind him.  I was mildly upset (not so mild understatement) and as I caught up to him I grabbed his leg and pulled him backwards.  Should I have done this? Eh, probably not but I was really f***ing pissed.  Not only was it unsafe (it felt intentional to be honest) it was a douchebag thing to do.  Two wrongs don't make a right but it made me feel better.  I picked up the pace a little bit and passed him, and we ended up looking right in each other's face at one point when we both breathed.  He was ugly, so I felt a little better.  I continued with the higher pace and passed him but felt someone grab my feet as they stroked and so kicked massively for about 10 strokes and ended up dropping him (or he learned his lesson).  The rest of the swim was uneventful and I exited the ramp and crossed the mat.  Not a fast swim, but nothing to really do about it.  Plus, I had no idea how not fast it was when I exited; no watch!

T1 - 1:12


I had a long run to my bike as I was right near bike exit.  There was much slipperiness and general muddiness so I trod carefully.  I was skipping and frolicking (well, I was running but when hopping and cutting to avoid mud puddles it could easily be mistaken...) and got to my bike before doing all necessary stuff and exiting.

Bike - 59:00 (25.2 mph)


Not a whole lot of interesting stuff happened on the bike so I'll try and keep it short and sweet.  I made my way out on to the course and quickly realized it was going to be a crowded bike ride.  Starting in the third to lats wave and having the 15th fastest bike split meant I was going to be passing people like a freight train through a ghost town.  Well I guess that would actually mean passing nobody, but the way I really mean it is in the sense that the ghost town has a bunch of buildings and stuff that are standing still (metaphorically speaking of course) and the freight train rolls through and kicks up a bunch of dust and scares the animals.  So that's pretty much what was happening.  I felt good on the bike; my watts weren't great but I was able to keep the average pretty high through the tough first half and then murder it a bit on the way back into town.  The course wasn't overly difficult, lots of shorter, steep climbs but no real grinders.  Not too windy or anything although prior to race day I was thinking the wind would play a major factor.  I think there was one road that had a noticeable headwind, but other than that it felt like a cross wind and some tail wind mixed in sporadically.  I think I got off the bike in top 3-5 AG (but have no basis in fact for that so you'll just have to trust that it was true...) as I hadn't passed anyone for quite some time (in my AG) and knew my time was going to be pretty good.  The course was very enjoyable; I thought it an honest test of cycling abilities as opposed to a flat course where a lot of people can be fast that aren't really fast...  Anyway, in the last couple of miles I was dealing with some hip flexor cramping that slowed me down a bit and took away the sub 59:00 split that would have been cool but no biggie, my run was going to be the major slow down...


T2 - 0:55


Nothing unusual, in/out, wham bam. Still way slower than Moose, who trounced me in 4/5 splits today...

Run - 42:22 (6:50/mi)


Out of T2 I could tell my legs were not too responsive and I climbed the massive 1/4 mile (steep) hill with some fervor but upon cresting realized I didn't have "it" today.  Maybe it was a bit defeatist of me, but I had no juice; physically or mentally.  I basically jogged it in after mile 1.  I truly thought I was going to have an 8min pace 10k but somehow, even though I felt like dog poo I still trotted along at sub 7 min pace.  I'm not going to draw it out; the run sucked but could have been fast.  It was definitely a fast course.

All in all, this was a fun race.  I think (and it's been confirmed) that I was feeling some fatigue and was just tired going into race day, even though I felt ok in the days leading up.  When I reached down into my suitcase of courage I didn't have anything in there to give.  Now I get a nice little mid-season break with some R and R and spending time with my favorite person that is named Moose.

Next up will be Best of the US down in Gulf Shores, AL on September 10th or something like that.  I'm hoping that this coach mandated rest will give me back the bite and the last third of my season will be strong.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Annddd I'm spent

S - 16,100 yards
B - 218.5 miles
R - 42.4 miles

Time - 20.54 miles

I'd love to tell an entertaining story this week that somehow, however remotely, relates to the training I did but after racking my brain for the past 7.5 minutes I can't actually think of anything amusing.  I guess funny isn't a necessary component to blogging but it certainly makes things more interesting.  I'm sure reading about weekly swim/bike/run totals gets boring (heck, actually DOING it gets really boring) so I try and come up with super epic things to discuss (or at least I will for the foreseeable future) but unfortunately for everyone I seem to be reaching into an empty suitcase of courage this fine evening.

I think what I'll do this time is examine some of my favorite Rules.  Too many triathletes disobey these rules and single themselves out; it is time to start a new trend of looking cool while trying to be cool.  Triathletes try hard (haha, smirk) to be good at 3 sports (well, one over-arching sport really) so it's important to look the part as well.  This may be a multi-part series...

Rule # 4 - It's all about the bike
It is absolutely, unequivocally, without question about the bike.  Anyone who says differently is a twatwaffle.


A lot of people would choose to ignore said sage advice and point their oh-so educated finger at the most famous book discussing cycling, testicles, and cancer all in between two covers: It's not about the bike.  Many people would say it's all about the run.  Many people would say "there's no such thing as a good bike and a bad run."  Many people would say a lot of things, but the rule remains.  It's completely about the bike.  Both in cycling and in triathlons.  The run is all about the bike.  The swim is setting up to be all about the bike.  The bike is obviously all about the bike.  No questions, no disagreements.  


Rule # 7 - Tan lines should be cultivated and kept razor sharp
Under no circumstances should one be rolling up their sleeves or shorts in an attempt to somehow diminish one's tan lines. SLEEVELESS JERSEYS ARE UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TO BE EMPLOYED.*


Whew, this one is a doozy.  Firstly, let's start with people being embarrassed about tan lines; especially girls.  A tan line that is the result of say, a swim suit is hot, period.  Tan lines are suggestive; that's EXACTLY what makes them awesome.  They say that you are outdoors, that you train your ass off, and you are fit.  There is nothing wrong with any of those things.  They are all awesome.  




Sleeveless jerseys are also another thing that triathletes seem to enjoy.  Roadies rarely, if ever, get caught dead in a sleeveless jersey.  There's a good reason for that: they look ridiculous.  They're almost always cut poorly.  For men, untrimmed pits = gross dead animal looking things coming out from under your arms when you're in aero position.  Take note, it's nasty.  Either trim the pits or get rid of the jersey.  Only two options.


Rule # 10 - It never gets easier, you just go faster
Climbing is hard, it stays hard.  To put it another way, per Greg Henderson: "Training is like fighting with a gorilla.  You don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is tired."

This is one of the hardest things to rationalize.  It's easy to think that those going faster are somehow not working quite as hard (or the converse is true as well, those going faster think that those going slower are somehow going easier) but it is definitely not true.  Everyone is working hard, just everyone's "hard" is at a different pace!  


So I'm going to stop there (for now).  On a more personal note, Age Group Nationals is in 6 days! woot!  Not only am I excited for the race, but the following week is going to be spectacular! w0000t

Monday, August 8, 2011

Anecdotes are fun!

S - 14,400 yards
B - 258.7 miles
R - 44.6 miles

Time - 22.24 hours

I'm going to analogize this week with something that happened on my Saturday afternoon run.  On this most epic of days I was doing my usual out and back of 50 minutes up Selwyn and back home when I was running by a house of not-so-modest proportions, sweating my you-know-whats off, when all of a sudden I heard a slight thump off to my left in a yard.  I looked over and saw a squirrel lying on it's back with its legs sticking straight up in the air, absolutely still.  Not knowing what else to do, I let out a brief laugh because, let's be honest, that's funny!  The squirrel regained it's composure a stride or two later and shot off into the bushes at 100mph.  I've definitely never seen anything quite like that before; to see something so at home in the precarious footholds branches provide come tumbling down to land and be shocked into brief unconsciousness was quite a site to behold.

It's sort of like when you see someone on a bike that is either new to clipless pedals (what a terrible misnomer by the way, that really irks me) or is having a senior moment and forgets to unclip at a stop sign/light/intersection and goes tumbling off to one side.  99% of the time they're not injured but they feel absolutely ridiculous (note: this has happened to me twice; once in my first month of biking and once last year...), probably a lot like this squirrel did and hence why it sprinted off into the shadows.

I felt a lot like this squirrel once Friday rolled around; my foothold on sanity was slipping away and I was feeling tired and loopy.  I was sweaty, tired, and sore and just ready to let go of my branch for lack of something better to do.  On Saturday I fell off, during the free-fall I somehow managed to get in a bike ride and swim and run but that night I hit the ground and was briefly in shock.  My body made a light thud sound as I hit the bed on Saturday night and I quickly lapsed into unconsciousness.

When I woke up on Sunday morning I was in shock, what had happened to me?! I quickly came to the realization that I had 4.5 hrs of workouts to get through and sprinted off in the general direction of my bicycle to get it ready and head out the door.

So the moral of the story is, even when you're in shock and embarrassingly tired/out of it you can still produce some sweet workouts!  Voila, I am a geniuz!